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[ she's going to cry tears of happiness, thank you little bro!!

The thank you card will arrive in the mail approximately one day later (as it was hand-delivered), with very flower-y prose about how much she loves him, and a PICTURE of her getting pampered.

(the one, and truthfully only, time she has ever been grateful for the paps.) ]