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[eloquentness]

"Hey, it's Iris. Leave a message!"
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[eloquentness]

Hi! Yeah, I run the O'Malley Research Hospital in De Chima.

[ she attaches directions, along with the official hospital website - ]

Thanks, first off, for reaching out to me. I'd be more than happy to discuss volunteer opportunities, but also - if you want to stay on and work for us in some capacity, I'd be happy to help you there too. [ beat ] Would you want to meet me for coffee?

[bindsthedead]

Oh no, I'm already employed. But I know some healing magic, and I'd like to put it to use.

[eloquentness]

Oh! In that case, we can figure out how to make those volunteer hours count for something. Even if it's just "continuing medical education."

[ she pauses, momentarily - ] Girl, I am so happy you want to volunteer. Really. We could always use healing magic. I just also want to make sure you get compensated somehow.

[bindsthedead]

But isn't helping people its own reward?

[eloquentness]

That's true.

I worry that someone might take advantage of that kindness, which is why I focus so much on compensation, but if you really want to volunteer... I won't stop you.