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[eloquentness]

Surprise me! No matter what you pick, I'm sure I'll love it.

As much as I want to investigate and pay Jeopardy a visit, I'd rather save that for a second date.
I suspect we'd get too into info-collecting. <3

[sleight_of_hand]

Yeah, same; that place is just... weird. We'd be all over trying to solve the mystery of whatever THAT is.

Alright, surprise first date! I think I can manage this!

[eloquentness]

Exactly. We can make a proper plan of attack for next time!

Just tell me what time I have to be there, or what time you want to pick me up, and we're golden. :) I'll surprise you with something small too!!

[sleight_of_hand]

Oh?

Like what?

Kisses? ( ˘ ³˘)♥

[eloquentness]

I was thinking something a little more Permanent.

Though I wouldn't mind sneaking a few in here and there . . .

[sleight_of_hand]

Ohhh, now I'm curious. <3

I'll let you know when I got something.

Try not to overwork yourself before then. ):

[eloquentness]

Hey, now that I've got a proper first date to look forward to, I'm taking my well-deserved vacation days ;)

It's just going to be me, Netflix, and this new meal delivery kit I've discovered.

[ . . . she was coerced into taking them by her own assistant, but details. ]

[sleight_of_hand]

Why do I get the feeling you didn't take those days willingly? :P

Ooo, meal delivery. Anything good?

[eloquentness]

hey!!! rude!

This week's plan has sweet potato and black bean tacos, crushed peppercorn steak, some kind of braised chicken, and butternut squash ravioli. All the plans come for 2 people soooo if you like any of those, you should come over :)

[sleight_of_hand]

Oops, guess I'm right. :P

That sounds ridiculously complicated. Are you sure this is supposed to be something a normal person can cook?

[eloquentness]

I plead the 5th. 😐

It comes with directions!! I may not be as accomplished as my dad or even you, but I can cook if I follow that recipe card to the letter.

[ and leave a giant mess behind, along with a Burning, Smoking stove that deserves better than Iris Ann West. ]

[sleight_of_hand]

lmao called it :P

"Or even me"

You forget my meal of choice most days when I'm tired after work is boiled cabbage and ramen.

[eloquentness]

Still an accomplishment!
If I didn't have said meal kits, or Kaneki taking pity on me and cooking from time to time, I would have to rely on frozen dinners.

[sleight_of_hand]

lmao I'm so glad the bar of expectations is this low :P

But kidding aside, it does sound like fun cooking something together.

[eloquentness]

It would be a heck of a fun date.
We can follow directions. How hard can putting together a simple meal be?

[sleight_of_hand]

Careful, Iris.

I'm sure someone's said that as their famous last words.

[eloquentness]

Yeah, someone who isn't us!!

If it was just me, I might be nervous, but we'll be an unstoppable team.

[sleight_of_hand]

Damn right we will be.

I'll poke you with a date and time.

Love you. <3