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"Hey, it's Iris. Leave a message!"
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[sleight_of_hand]

Well, he explained how his world works. That he was human blessed with divinity.

But idk

Hearing him talk and seeing him reminded me a lot of the gods from my world. They're not nice.

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[eloquentness]

Yeah, I can imagine.

I can definitely spotlight you in the Heropa Daily and a couple of the De Chima papers. Maybe get you some promoted ads on Bwitter, partner up with some of the other, more famous imPorts.... what would be best for you?

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[sleight_of_hand]

I am a painfully average Japanese man going against a very good looking black man that also happens to be a god. I need all the help I can get.

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[eloquentness]

You're not average. 😐

Guess I should take you shopping too, while I'm at it. You'll feel better when you're looking your best!!!

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[sleight_of_hand]

lol you're starting to sound like Viktor.

But I guess I can't say no to getting myself a new suit.

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[eloquentness]

The ice skater? Well, he knows what he's talking about.

If you meet me at the imPort clinic, we can go shopping first and then embark on that grand tour.

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[sleight_of_hand]

Yeah; he's a friend of mine.

Employee?

I accidentally ended up owning the rink in Heropa so I don't even know.

But yeah, that sounds like a plan. I'll see you there.

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[eloquentness]

I know the feeling, though... Did the previous owners leave it to you with no warning?

[ Because uh, that keeps happening to her. At this rate, she suspects she and Barry are going to own a lot of random businesses. ]

Sounds good! Just call or text me when you get there.

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[sleight_of_hand]

Well, I wouldn't say no warning, but I still wasn't expecting it. I felt a little bad passing responsibility for it off to Viktor, but I barely know how to skate, not to mention run a rink.

[ He has no idea how he ended up with this much responsibility. It's a big load of W H Y. ]

Okay! See you in a bit.

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[eloquentness]

I felt the same way when I got the clinic, and then the barcade...

[ but this isn't about commiseration, this is about getting Adachi to look and feel amazing: ]

I'll tell you what. If I find a reliable CPA, I'll send their number to you ASAP.

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[sleight_of_hand]

Sounds good.

I'm going to wrap up here at my office. I'll see you in a half hour or so?