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Thanks!! I'm sure that journalist is doing good work. :)

Me too. The housing crisis was a problem in my world (and thankfully not this one), but I want to shed light on issues people don't often think of. Now that I run a healthcare clinic (?!) I guess I could always a find a story through my patients in De Chima...

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[That journalist is dead....... Ashley briefly entertains the mental image of Emily Wong interviewing people in Heaven.]

Yeah, they'd probably be a great source. I could keep an ear out at the gym if you want.

But don't run yourself ragged (again!!) with the clinic, the book, and your hunt for new stories, okay 😐 I don't want you ending up in hospital like I did after the plant thing.

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That would be great! I've been meaning to go after work, just to get back into shape.

I HAVE ZERO PLANS TO, PROMISE 😭 That fever 2 months ago was a wake-up call, and I've already talked to a native doc about adding shifts, just in case Dr. Watson gets sick too.

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We could go out for (healthy!) dinner or something after your class? Extra motivation to turn up!

Good plan. Because seriously, I got so bored in hospital that I tried playing one of those mobile games. I got this one like Fleet and Flotilla [guess who just forgot that Iris probably wouldn't get this reference] and there was a character based off me in it?!

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You know the way to my heart, Williams. ❤️

IDK Fleet and Flotilla, but that sounds like Heart Kapow Wow or w/e it's called. Barry and I played it over Christmas. ALL the datable people were based off imPorts. "Violet North" is me, and she will dump you for her bff.

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That's the one! I don't think I met Violet in my game but that's hilarious. Holly Whitman's mine.

I'm honestly weirdly offended that a fictional ripoff of me is getting some when I haven't since my world. Can I sue for unauthorized use of my image or does it not count because Holly glows pink instead of green?

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I don't think I've met Holly. :O

Sadly, the devs changed /just enough/ that suing them would be unfruitful.
I looked into it, back when the game originally came out.

[ Turns out, this is an unexpected downside of celebrity... ]

I hear you, re: getting some.
As much as I love Barry, he's sometimes the most obtuse.

[cannotrest]

Maybe your character's not hanging out in the right places.

Ugh. I guess there's no chance of royalties either.

Just take charge and/or smack that man upside the head 😛

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I also haven't played since Christmas!! Barry says there could've been an expansion pack we missed.

[ Because of course she'd ask him, in-between messages. ]

But no, no royalties, and definitely no smacking the roommate/best friend/future husband.
Even though I sure feel like it sometimes. 😫